His Last Confession to his Wife
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working...
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The Skin Transplant
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the...
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The CIA Assasin Test
Never hire a man to do a woman’s job ……. A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there’s a lot of testing and...
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The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit...
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The Husband’s Password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on....
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Snoring Joke
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can’t sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles, and he will stop...
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The Sheer Nightgown
A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret Store to purchase a negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price — the more sheer, the higher the price....
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Married to the Marine
On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired MARINE and asked, “Honey, do you remember this?” He looked up from...
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